“Systems (Systems) are going down
We got a chain reaction
Systems are burning out
And they all fall down”~AC/DC
“Trey, this is Will Whiner, the Sales Manager. We have lost remote access to the server. Can you check it out?”
Trey sighed, “Let me remote in and see. Just ah-hh second — Crap — I can’t connect either. I’m headed to the plant.”
The moment Trey started his Ford Fiesta, the AC/DC song the Systems Down blasted out of the speakers at full volume. “Aargh!” He lunged over and cranked the knob to turn down the ear-bleeding volume. …
The rising mist off the waters dissipated by a cold northerly breeze. Spontaneously, innumerable witnesses gathered at the Potomac River’s Virginia shore. The throng stared in shock as the smoke and flames billowed over DC.
Someone yelled from the crowd, “Has our Capitol fallen and how did this happen?”
A gentleman of renown spoke, “Did we not give them the best we had to offer? Through avarice and an unquenchable hunger for power, the political establishment has squandered our gift. The elected have scammed the electors.”
Father turned to the crowd and noted how quickly it had grown. Multitudes lined at the shore, then back to overflowing the streets. …
In a recent press conference, President-elect Joe Biden announced his primary initiative for his first term. “My slogan for 2021 is to Make America Well Again. I thought of it myself while reading a Reader’s Digest story while on the toil…at my desk. Kamela and I have discussed the plan. We intend to give every American a Democrat blue mask when they receive their first COVID-19 vaccination. The mask will have my slogan — Make America Well Again — embroidered on each one in fancy letters.”
“Pardon me, President-elect Biden, Jeff Birkenfeld of the COVID-19 Task Force, the Whole Toad News Service, I have a question.” …
According to the timekeepers, we have entered a new year, a new era. The movement to a new year, a number set by some ancient monk to commemorate the birth of Jesus the Christ child. Historians believe the monk miscalculated by four or five years.
Nonetheless, this calendar system is the standard by which most of the world tracks years. We plan our lives around the calendar, which is fine until the calendar becomes the straps that bind us: a stressor and harsh taskmaster to rule our lives like commands written on the stone from God.
Look at the natural world. All living creatures — the exception of humans — survive without calendars or clocks but by the intuitive intelligence deep within their DNA. The animal kingdom relies upon the inherent rhythms of nature and the seasonal changes. …
Gray clouds race across the sky, blown by the north-westerly winds, as Grandpa looks out the window. He searches the deep recesses of his soul for the faintest hint of light.
Too many sit in gray darkness, longing for loved ones who passed this year in the fight for their life. Like the damp wind penetrating the bone, loneliness overwhelms those souls isolated in their homes to protect them from this infectious and deadly disease.
The embers spring to flame, then into a bright and shining glow rising from his heart.
Today is a special day—a day of glad tidings, of hope, and light. A day to lift longing spirits by the hand of kindness out of the darkness and into the light. …
In a recently discovered email, the Food and Drug Administration, FDA, has contacted the Bromas drug cartel to hasten the COVID-19 vaccine shipments.
Danny Ruger, an FDA spokesperson, gave this brief, “For years, we have fought this endless war on drugs, yet we watched the cartels become richer and more powerful. The creativity of their distribution networks is pure genius. Using their distribution chains, we will get the vaccine to the people who need it most. Even now, we are training street-level pushers on how to administer the vaccine safely.”
When asked how the cartel will meet the stringent shipping standards required for the vaccine, such as extreme sub-zero temperatures, Ruger replied, “A company in New Mexico has provided supercharged refrigerated trucks used to transport chicken.” …
The fiddler fiddles on about stolen elections while the country burns under the rage of the COVID-19 infections.
A new insidious viral infection not of flesh or blood but a cyber-attack with ill intentions, yet he continues to stroke his off-key notes, deaf to the outcry from across the land. Even his former allies, he does withstand playing on with a steady hand.
Does he not realize his end is nigh? Another’s time to step on high. The fiddler refuses a new song. Only the song in which he is the hero to his following throng. …
Unanimously, the executive board of North Most Trust voted to end Christmas delivery to western countries that celebrate the 25th only. Countries that celebrate twelve days of Christmas will still receive deliveries.
To honor cultural diversity, the jolly old elf has negotiated terms for Hanukkah and Kwanza deliveries. “We need to broaden our view to include marginalized holidays.”
When asked his reason for halting the traditional Christmas Eve deliveries, Santa responded, “Stress! When I started this operation 1500 years ago, the global population was about half a billion. I could meet the demands in one night. With a population of seven billion, we struggle to meet the Capacity Planning Requirements. …
While under the covers with an undisclosed CI, Malford Lywell, an investigative reporter for the Whole Toad News Service, received a dossier from a CI code-named Snow Lily.
The damning information has confirmed ties between Major Biden, President-Elect Joe Biden’s dog, and a Russian immigrant, Yuri Dognoff, an alleged retired dog trainer.
The Snow Lily dossier revealed that during the former Soviet Union, Dognoff was part of a KGB secret experimental project in which Dognoff trained dogs to become sleeper agents.
The dossier included a copy of a handwritten letter. The writer claims to be the one and only Santa Claus. On December 6, 2019. US and European intelligence agencies found this mysterious letter on their top-secret servers. …