Mar-a-Lago declared capitol — In a ceremony held in the Mar-a-Lago Rose garden, Donald Trump inaugurated himself as the President of Mar-a-Lago. During the swearing-in, he hinted he was still the President of the United States. The newly formed DJT News has claimed more than 100,000 people attended the event. Mortimus Figmore, the Press…

A Whole Toad News Service analysis of the rebranding of Facebook — Before freelancing fake news and creating conspiracies, I studied Koine Greek for two years in another life. There is big money in conspiracy theories. Just ask the major news outlets. For some reason, I missed the money train. Let's get back to my paltry fluency of Ancient Greek. Please, don't…

The World Still Turned — The Whole Toad News Service — Facebook Crashes for a Harrowing Five Hours! Yesterday afternoon, Veronica Teton, Mark Zuckerberg’s Executive Assistant, found the CEO of Facebook in the corner of the Executive Lounge in the fetal position sucking his thumb and repeating, “It can’t happen to me! It can’t happen…

Transitions — With his hands folded behind his back, Devon stared out the storm door window. Tears trickled down his cheeks, leaving salty watermarks. The beauty he had ignored for so many years had become untouchable. He could no longer smell the flowers, touch the tender leaves, nor feel the breeze on…

The Morning a Gaggle of Geese Meditating Took Me by Surprise — Most mornings, when I step outside the back door and into the sanctuary, the noise of the honking, lively geese meet me. They are an active bunch — swimming, splashing, flying, or pecking around the flora searching for sustenance. In one end, out the other, as they leave behind deposits…

Something New Rises — Like the leaf gently swaying in the breeze, we fall. Before we settle, we are blown about by the changing winds, trampled by unconcerned feet, gradually disappearing into ourselves as the decaying leaf disappears into the ground. Everything falls, you see. Yet, in death, the leaf — without lament —…

Life lessons taught by the little things that fly into your eyes, ears, nose, and mouth. — The swarming gnats appear like dust motes dancing on the sunbeams. In a circular pattern, dancing ever tighter like the planets around the sun, the males and females prepare to mate. They look so busy and so active, though, from my perspective, their purpose is unknown. The designer of designs…

The Whole Toad News Service is always the first in fabricated un-fact checked fakery — Today thousands of M-dium writers report mysteriously losing hundreds — some writers thousands — of their followers on the ever-growing online publication not to be mentioned by name in this story. But, hey, even I like to get the coveted Chosen for Further Distribution award. …